The Lady Is a ...........

She plunked herself down in the lap, of one entirely unsuspecting chap, as his brow turned crimson and went damp, she unapologetically informed, the Lady is a tramp. Furthermore she explained how she loved him with all of her behind, which totally confused his mind. She enlightened by saucily saying .... why not love you with all of my heart, well M'Dear she said with a snigger -- everybody who knows me, knows my behind is bigger. 

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